The Lazy Man’s Guide To MARIJUANA DISPENSARY

I’m not what you would call a “stoner” but I am a lazy dude. I love to smoke, but every time I do it takes so much work just to find a store with some good buds, figure out the prices and strains… man, it’s so much of a hassle for me that I just give up like dispensaries in wayne michigan. That’s why this guide is perfect for me.

1. First thing you need to do is go and find a cannabis dispensary:

The easiest way to find one is by checking out the online directories and guide books. This is how I found my dispensary and it was a piece of cake. Just type in your city or town and you should be able to find a few shops that sell the product you’re looking for.

2. Keep your eyes peeled for a good deal:

Once you find a dispensary that is to your liking, call them and ask them about their specials. Sometimes they have “buy one-get one free” deals and other times they have complete stealers. You can usually get as many grams for as cheap as $10 or maybe even less.

3. Muster up the courage to buy some weed:

When you buy yourself a gram of weed, you need to do so in person (unless you want to risk the delivery dude calling the cops.) If you don’t live in an area where dispensaries are allowed, try hooking up with a friend who does and score some tasty bud without a hitch (hopefully. J).

4. Exercise caution:

When you buy weed, you need to make sure that you don’t have a law enforcement officer with a grudge against weed buyers following you around. Even though weed is legal in many states and is legal in other countries, it is still illegal according to Federal Law. You can be busted for carrying it through airport security, etc. Be careful where you smoke: 

It’s best to try and find some dense private property where there are no security cameras that can identify you and don’t let people see your smoking it (especially if your trying to hide from the cops or people who might call the cops.) Weed smokers get judged way too much as it is…

5. Take a walk:

I feel like trying out some new strains is a lot of fun, but I always end up getting sick on the bud I can find at my local dispensary. I’ve discovered that it’s much easier to score better buds if you buy them online and then just describe what you’re looking for. This also saves you money since you’ll be paying half as much for something that is way better.

For example, I found a website recently called DankBeast where they sell actual top shelf strains for under $7/gram! That’s way cheaper than anything that I can find locally (and way better too!) hence why my lazy ass made this guide…

6. Smoke up!

The End. This guide is only the tip of the iceberg. Once you get the hang of this system, you’ll have no trouble finding the best buds for your needs and price points. This is all made possible through hard work and dedication to get things done, but for now, don’t let that bother you. Enjoy smoking and be happy!

7. More Resources

1. WeedMaps Dispensaries: WeedMaps is a great site that will give you a ton of information in regards to where the dispensaries are in any given area. You can also use this site to find out deals and specials being offered by local shops.

2. DankBeast: This is a great website that sells high quality marijuana for cheap prices! I love it, so check them out!

3. Google Maps: This might be obvious, but google maps works just as well as weedmaps when it comes to finding dispensaries near you and offering specials, deals, and other useful info.

4. The Weed Encyclopedia: Another great resource for finding information and listings on cannabis.

5. Grasscity: This is another great site that sells all kinds of bud and top shelf pharmaceutical grade weed. It’s not cheap, but it’s the best I’ve found.

6. Buds & Roses: This is a free website that gives you access to tons of strains, reviews, and other useful information about buds!

7. Leafly: If you’re looking for reviews or info on different types of marijuana strains, this is the site to visit! They have everything from medical to hashish to an entire smoking section where you can get info on all kinds of products.

8. GreenRushDaily: This is a great website that gives you access to information on all the different companies, people, and businesses in the cannabis industry. They also have awesome news and updates in regards to marijuana laws and political happenings. Definitely check them out!

9. Allbud: Allbud is another good site where you can find info on strains, reviews, and dispensaries. They also have a ton of information about weed pipes and accessories!

10. LeafPlanet Cannabis Debit Card: I don’t use this card personally because I have my own bank account that doesn’t cost me any money in monthly transaction fees.