Celebrity culture is all about the trappings of success. It’s about having that perfect body, the perfect home, the perfect family, and of course the perfect dog. But more often than not celebs hit what we like to call a “Doggonit Point” instagram celebrity dog jiff where they just can’t pull it all together. Here are the top ten mistakes celebs make with their dogs…
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(10) Pimping out your dog with bling
Yes, yes, we all love bling too – but if you look at the bigger picture, your dog is more likely to wind up with a mouthful of diamonds than any kind of diamond medal.
Dog Bling is big business – and just like us humans some dogs will be happy to wear it while others won’t hesitate to tear it off and spit it out in disgust. So, while we love to see our celebrity friends spending big bucks on their pooches, it’s best to keep your bling under wraps – especially if you have a really well-known pug.
(9) Is this the cutest pup?
We all love a nice picture of our dogs in cutesy poses. But here’s the reality: It’s not the cuteness that matters – it’s what the dog is thinking! So if you want the world to fall in love with your puppy, make sure you document him doing something unusual like escaping from his cage and running off into the unknown or hiding under a couch so no one will ever find him.
(8) Sassy tics
Is there a behavior issue with your fur friend? Is she noisy, destructive or just plain annoying? Don’t be ashamed to say yes! And don’t be reluctant to ask your celebrity friend the same question. Just make sure you do it in private… because if he really is a jerk, the world will find out and you’ll regret not saying something sooner.
Here’s why we love Pudgies: They are very outspoken! They are very opinionated and very vocal about their opinions of everything. In fact, many celebrities have dogs who possess some bizarre personality trait – like incessant barking, name calling or random inappropriate behaviors – which makes them perfect for celebrity stories.
(7) Your dog is just like you!
LOL – no it’s not, and that’s a good thing! If your dog really does have an obscure personality trait which makes him stand out from the crowd, then chances are he’ll be picked up by a celebrity and subsequently become famous in his very own right.
And having a weird canine friend can actually have some unexpected benefits… such as keeping your other friends at arm’s length. Because let’s face it: If you think your dog is weird now, just wait until he starts dating other dogs and posting the photos online. You’ll be the dog’s best friend… or at least his mommy.
(6) No, really – it’s your dog
Just because you have a famous friend who has a dog, doesn’t mean the public actually cares about your pooch. Celebrities are often accused of “trying to ride on the coattails of their famous friends” and so just because your pal is in the news – doesn’t mean he’ll automatically assume that his dog is a big deal too! Duh!
Yes, celebrities can make life more exciting for animals and rescue groups. But many still don’t realize that millions of other animals would love to have their very own celebrity as their buddy too!
(5) The bubble bath…
If you haven’t had the pleasure of pouring some bubbly over your furry friend, then it’s probably not a very good idea. After all, it’s one thing for us to soak in a tub of bubbles for fun, but what about our dogs? Some pooches may also enjoy a nice bubble bath as well – but if you do want to give him one make sure you know what soap, shampoo and conditioner he likes. (Don’t use anything with too much suds or it could end up washing off his fur and skin.
(4) Too much TV
It’s easy for us to get sucked into our favorite shows and feel like we know our favorite stars. But chances are, the public doesn’t need your help to form an opinion of their favorite celebs either…and it’s not like reality TV shows are a good training ground for becoming a successful celebrity in the first place. In fact, most reality TV is just plain mean. And that’s not the kind of behavior we expect from people who are trying to become more well-known celebrities.
(3) Don’t get a dog – get a CAT!
Cats are famous (and many are even celebrities!) Their owners are constantly in the spotlight, they have crazy personalities and they always look great on camera. Of course, most cat owners will tell you that their pet is the most beautiful creature on planet Earth. Unfortunately, dogs don’t seem to agree – and will often complain if they are forced to share the limelight with an ugly cat who is always trying to hog the spotlight. (That’s why it’s best to keep your dog out of the public eye – or else he might run into an evil feline who wants to eat him).
(2) You must be good with dogs!
If you really want to be a successful celebrity – then you should know that most people hate dogs. And here’s the most important reason: They can smell your fear – and it will only take one sniff to make them run away in fear. Some celebrity dogs may have the best training skills, but how will they cope with other dogs?
(1) The wrong accessories
Celebrity dog owners all seem to have different styles. So, if you’re thinking about getting a famous pooch all dolled up in designer gear, then think again. You may be ready to spend big bucks on your pet – but how will he look after being dressed up in shades of yellow and green?
Conclusion:
So there you have it. There are a lot of other things that celebrities have in common with their celebrity dogs – and if you want to be as famous as your friends and loved ones, then take a look at this list of celebrity dog tips, tricks and etiquette and see if you’re doing everything right.
Our dogs are our best friends! And that’s why we love to share their quirky, amusing, cute and funny moments with the world.
By taking photos of your dog all dressed up in sunglasses, leg warmers or even a tutu – or sticking his paw into a bowl of yogurt – you are making him famous.
